tHe tAitAi's liFe!

2010-03-21T05:48:00.000-07:00

should i call and check it out or not?
im seriously suspecting this.

2009-07-29T10:01:00.000-07:00

very emo very emo very emo.

2009-03-26T11:55:00.000-07:00

MICHI'S LIKE DAMN IRRITATING!!!
SHE WANTED TO ASK ME TO GO TO BED...

Michi: Not sleeping yet huh CHABA coming to get you!

damn. now im alone in the living room. damn scared.
gg to 'niak' carpet to protect me!!!

I'M BACK!!!

2009-03-25T12:59:00.000-07:00

OKAYYY!!!
JOIE SAYS I SHOULD UPDATE MY BLOG!
SOPPY N BEL SAYS MY BLOG"S SO MOCKABLE!N I SHOULD UPDATE!!!(they suck ryte yuh i know!!so horrible!!stil jieeeemuiiiisxzxsxzxs forever huh!)
SO I'M BACK SINCE I GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
decided to change my blogskin for a start!
yuh i'll b back to write more rubbish later!

记得

2008-10-04T04:05:00.000-07:00

谁还记得是谁先说永远的爱我
以前的一句话是我们以后的伤口
过了太久没人记得
当初那些温柔
我和你手牵手说要一起走到最后

我们都忘了
这条路走了多久
心中是清楚的
有一天
有一天都会停的
让时间说真话
虽然我也害怕
在天黑了以后我们都不知道
会不会有遗憾

谁还记得是谁先说
永远的爱我
以前的一句话
是我们以后的伤口
过了太久没人记得
当初那些温柔
我和你手牵手
说要一起走到最后

我们都累了
却没办法往回走
两颗心都迷惑
怎么说
怎么说都没有救
亲爱的为什么
也许你也不懂
两个相爱的人
等对方先说找分开的理由

谁还记得爱情开始变化的时候
我和你的眼中看见了
不同的天空
走的太远
终于走到分岔路的路口
是不是你和我要有两个相反的梦

谁还记得是谁先说永远的爱我
以前的一句话是我们以后的伤口
过了太久没人记得
当初那些温柔
我和你手牵手
说要一起走到最后
我和你手牵手说要一起走到最后

TWO COWS

2008-07-24T00:50:00.000-07:00

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION....
You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.You re-engineer them sothey live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.Both are mad.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them.You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION....
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.The buyer decided you can keep the milk, who rather go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. At the end your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION....:D (we belong to tis..har)
You have two cows.Whenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up; one cow-peh and the other cow-bu!

2008-07-20T07:42:00.001-07:00

i finally realised michi has a blog n have linked her...(otherwise she'd say im heartless)
haha!
so happens that wahwah has got an online shop!
so..show some support okayy!
here's the linky-link~

thecandyrunway.livejournal.com

SUPPORT HOR!!

okayy..n since i linked michi, i shall link wah as well...haha..

2008-07-17T00:13:00.000-07:00

yay yay im gg to phuket....yet another holiday!!! weeeeee...

n michis gg to bintan at about the same time im holiday-ing...
thus pups n mups n petty will b abandoned at hm!

its freaking 2pm in the aftnn n im actually awake...guess y???
petty jumped up the bed n put his ASS on my face...so tat i was stinked awake.... -hates guess he wanted to pee badly...

2day we're gg to celebrate angies bday at cafe cartel...been a rly rly long tyme since i met up wif the girls...

but now..i gotta go bathe petty n his smelly ass first.

2008-07-17T00:09:00.000-07:00

我看不开也放不开
因为我曾见过爱情真的盛开
我要等待一直等待
等那一个夜晚从回忆回来
当你拥抱着我那一瞬间
我像飞到空中
而当我缓缓降落
我不再是我
我有了梦我在梦中
爱来过来得那么美那么凶
欢呼着从我生命狠狠辗过
连遗憾也都不争气的珍惜成笑容
爱来过让我完整过幸福过
怎么能轻易就放它走
我不想解脱我只怕错过
我就是要等你回来爱我

寂寞喧哗我不害怕
因为我只听得见对你的牵挂
世界很大会容得下
我这小小傻傻顽固的信仰
你有没有过承诺
我已忘了
那已不重要了
反正我都会守候在梦中守候
我最唯一最美的梦

我就是要等你回来如果需要动用奇迹来召唤回你
就让泪蒸发下成雪花
和我一起在爱中被融化爱来过让我完整过(让我)幸福过
爱来过让我完整过让我幸福过

2008-06-27T15:09:00.000-07:00

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death Experience .

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'

(You'll love this!!!)
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God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'

2008-06-27T15:05:00.000-07:00

An older lady gets pulled over for
speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem,
Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but
I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago
for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your
vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and
hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in
plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see

The Officer looks at the woman and
slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up.
Within minutes 5 police
cars circle the car.
A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his
half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out
of your vehicle please! The woman steps
out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me
that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the
trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing
nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the
registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims
that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and
pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to
the officer. The officer examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my
officers told me you didn't have a license,
that you stole this car, and that you
murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was
speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

2008-06-23T14:24:00.000-07:00

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING FAIRYTALE!

2008-06-23T14:03:00.000-07:00

ihavenofuckinglifeihatemyselfforbeingthiswayimfuckingemoingnowcos
i'vebeenwaitingfor3fuckingfuckingfuckinghoursandimdamnfuckingfuckingfucking
madnpissedrightnowimtypingthisway.

2008-06-21T10:38:00.000-07:00

why does everyone else seem to be in banking n finance ahh..
i tink i'll be the only lonely soul in accounting n finance luhh... :(
n im freaking bored now i got nth to do..no webbys to visit..n im practically perspiring jus sitting at the com.
Singapore's so boring tat there's practically nth better to do
n i hate those clubbing places its so full of cheeky n drunk n irritating n...dirty pple. ewww
hate hate hates
im having a freaking mood swing over nth i just feel irritated n want to bitch cos deres nth to do ryte now.
it GSS n i havent gone shopping!what a waste waste waste
whys everyone else betting on soccer its such a waste of money to gamble
im ffffucking irritated now i feel lyk whacking innocent pple arnd me
ohh i miss carpet so so much...
im sorry baby petty...i'll b home soon enuff...
i wanna go on a holiday but its so difficult to take offs from work..but my bf's having a much harder time wif the offs
AARRGGGHHH!!!
i tink its the humid weather gettin' into me. i wanna slap someone til his/her head drops off ryte now.
bye.

2008-06-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

i guess...i wont b holidaying afterall.................cant find the perfect place to go...n all the prices are under the 'peak' category now...so....i'll have to spend my 'off' days in boring singapore i guess. n even chalets are not available anymore...damn i hate school holidays now. uhhhhh :(

its almost my 6am bedtime...another 2 hrs to go... yay~~~ back frm work at about ... 2 am 2day n i was online searching bintan until i finally gave up. yup...sucks... n i've been in a horrendous mood all day ..... super moody... i guess its almost the time of the month again. yuck. -hates hates hates

its so boring n i havent removed my makeup...n neither have i bathed...ewww ryte... im jus being lazy luhh...n sumore my place got no heater :( so freaking cold ...

i had the scariest nightmare last night...bout sum skeleton ghost chasing me n punishing me n taking away all my money....n it made my mums money vanish as well n my mum was so mad at me wen i told her n michi that it was the skeleton ghost who took it luhh!!!n deeming that i was blabbering nonsense...dey both went swimming!!n locked me up at the balcony...whr i could neither get out or into the hse n all i could do was just stare at them play in the water ( so evil ryte!!) n suddenly...skeleton ghost appeared again...n i tried kicking it away but to no avail...sumhw cant rmb wat happened in the end n i woke up. like..phewww~ luckily i woke up...i cant imagine all my money gone lehh...oh god... i so so so hate nightmares bcos they sumtimes totally dont make sense yet still haf the effect of freaking me out. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuucckk...

today,on my way to work...on NEL, i got on the train at sgoon...n i sat opposite this...guy...who totally looked...like KUNGFU PANDA!!!omg..i wanted to LMAO at that spot but thought it'd be too unglam to do so(as u all noe im very very glam)...therefore...i decided to stop the argument btw me n qin ( we were arguing bout sum lame shit at that moment) n decided to tell him how excited i was!!! so i msged him..but thats beside the main point... okayy..so i sat opposite this so-called 'kungfu panda boy' all the way until farrer park...in between moments i jus cudnt stop my eyes frm glaring over at him ( -blush) hee...i mean..how often do u see sumone hu looks like kungfu panda on a train. huh... okayy it was until farrer park that his eyes caught mine (wah!sounds quite romantic ryte..but no sparkles thou dont worry i love my qin qin only HAHA)...n he said..........................................................................'hello' ...it was den that i realised....he was sumone i knew...but i jus cudnt figure out hu he was....OHHH-MMMMM-GEEEE!!! so i kept tinking after he got off at dhoby ghaut...WHO THE HELL HE WAS..n i've decided....he's either a guy i played ball wif very very long ago at punggol ....or he's my sec 4 fusion classmate...but its miraculous hw BIG he's grown!!!n the hair he's grew!!! haha..ok i still dunno hu he is..but m glad to haf a fren hu looks lyk kung fu panda.....
but oh god...qin said he's got a campmate hu looks totally like master shifu!!!HAHA...how ridiculous can he look!!!shit...haha poor ting..if i look lyk master shifu or kungfu panda or even wu gui..i tink i'd rather disfigure myself or chop off my ears whatsoever so i dont haf to look like them. i cant imagine dose ignorant kids calling out to their mum at shopping centre..' mummy mummy, that jie jie over there looks like master shifu' wah rao...i sure grab the kid by the ankle n swing him all around until he forgets the whole kungfu panda ting luh ok.den shun bian bang against the pillar so he hits his head n gets severe memory loss..

working today was totally torturous cos time was practically....creeping...the crowd volume today was ridiculously low...so i had nth better to do but freeze in the box. oh i saw yanqing today, haha she says i've been mia...actually quite true..its been rather long since i've seen the xiaodes..oh i miss them so!!!i'll go back soon babes....soon enuff =)

***i lost a friend, a friend i made a long time ago, a friend whom i balled with a long time ago. although we havent been in contact all these yrs, but i seriously do feel for him, his family, and friends. i'll keep them all in my prayers. i'll pray for them to move on n i'll pray that the hurt they're feeling for the loss of this friend of mine will lighten in time to come. My dear friend, rest in peace. ***

2008-06-15T13:45:00.000-07:00

its 5 am in the morning n here i am in front of the computer....

missing him..

like damn alot.

i've been thinking a lot...i think i thought too much. but it still hurts.

however, i'll try thinking not! n i'll think other things... :)

i wan to go on a holiday...

jus run far away frm this hectic lifestyle...this freaking disgusting lifestyle.

to somewhere we can spend quality time tgt, n jus..chill

but seems impossible now.

eeeww, hates:(

works being irritating nowadays, with irritating pple. i miss the days with faze n elina n cedric n gary n didi n lawrence n hammy! yup..its dose slacking days...but we still had sales wat! unlike today when there's only me n me n me... :( there are big dogs with small dogs who have smaller dogs n i'd have to act like im dog-frens. but well, only dogs i wanna b frens with would only be petty n bailey.

ran to liang court today to get qin his portable dvd player. so nice of me luh! i mean, who in the world would take toilet break to chiong to liang court to purchase gadgets...luckily i made it in time, jus before they closed...n then i had to run back wif that thing lohh...damn heavy. i did all that within 15mins lehh! fast ryte.....im still 2.4km record breaker n cross-country champion ok i dont care! althou i get headache when i run now...haha

soppy asked me to join sum bball competition at bhcc some time ago. i tink she's gonna kill me if i run for 5 mins n faint after tat. so i'd better train up now n try to learn layups all over again. omg..i cant believe i turned into 'this'.

haa...portdickson is quite a good idea for a holiday isnt it...nice beach n cheap hotels... but i like bintan cos can drive the buggy( i dont noe how to spell..) here n there...but langkawi is nice as well...n get to haf close contact wif those big big fishes near the shore...went to langkawi yrs ago n was telling qin tat...he said that maeb the fishes turned into sharks already so its not safe to go there. yar..excuses ryte! -hates
im jus finding places to holiday at. i dont care whr as long as its near n accessible n not ulu with a lot of mosquitoes. aniwhere except singapore im happy. if school starts, i wont b able to get away anymore :(

N OHH!!! i went to SIM enrolment talk the other day wif lala n felicia...damn upset luhh!!!everyting dey say all about MONEY MONEY & MONEY!!! fuckkkk....dey should simply name themselves $IM not SIM lohh...SINGAPORE INSTITUTE OF MONEY...i jus paid lyk...$5K for the registration n all..borrowed from michi leh..mus return de!!! n now...during the talk...dey were talking bout sum EURO 503 bucks i gotta pay for sum ass thing i dont wat!!! whr to find the money luhh i wnna faint. im totally broke now ahhhh!!!!*SCREAMS & GETS SUPER IRRITATED*
all this for not studying hard.
fuck.
im rly sorry dad n mum, i've made u guys worry for me all the time ...
I MUST WORK MORE N EARN MORE MONEY!!!

n dere's orientation on 2nd july...eww..yuck...pui! hate making new friends leh cos im a loner lohh...hais...n dey made it COMPLUSORY sumore...n like..if i dont go like lil bit...anti-social..later school start i rly no fren sia...n i'll b a real loner in school. shitt...

byebye im gg to dream of ways to earn more money now. loves.

p.s ains ains...dont worry so much okayy..all will turn out wells...she's old enough to think for herself anw. cheer up babe :)

2008-06-05T02:13:00.000-07:00

GENEALOGY

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?

'The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'

2008-05-21T01:07:00.000-07:00

i wish i wish im wishing .... he'll be fine.

oh fuck fuck fuck...y so suay???!!!!!!

2008-04-14T01:24:00.000-07:00

im emo-ing.i've been emo-ing.n i rly dunno wat to blog about but im still blogging.
my hearts totally filled wif anger n hatred n sadness ryte now...its not feeling wells at all.
i need to see a doctor for it.
and frm tis week on its a 5-day work week for me.yuck.so upsetting.
its mummy's burfday today n she's gone celebrating wif daddy on a cruise while michi's out wif wah dating.dey invited me shopping wif dem at vivo aft their movie...so i kan entertain myself b4 work.
but it all seems so sian to me.
sumhow...last time wen i was broke, ikept wanting to go out n shop n den declare bankrupt aft tat.
now tat im a tinge richer,i havent gone shopping for the longest tyme.
but anw...at least i got a new psp recently.n its pink...
i wan a bicycle, but i dunno if i shud get it.hmm.anw..i dont tink i'll haf ani use for it animore...
oh n ainsley..if ur reading tis im sorry for not replying...i've been lazy wif my hp these days...but im fine okayy..no worrys:)
xiaodes jiayou for A'divs alryte...u've got my support yeah~lovelove.dont let aniting get u babes down..FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
im sneezing again.i tink my nose is spoilt along wif the heart.i need to go for new organ transplant soon.
n later i mus go to the pet shop to get new bones for bailey n maeb sum nice treats for petty n den i mus deliver food to bailey cos she's eating so much i dunno how she managed to finish the whole tub but its good anw...wen i saw her ytd...she grew quite a lil' ... not tat oh-so-small-kannot-see-n-will-accidentally-kick lil' baby animore.
petty's so cute he's looking lyk a boat.
buhbye.

Help :(

2008-04-07T11:42:00.000-07:00

its 3am in the mornang n im not allowed to slp again.help!!!kan sumbody pls help me :(
n ..im starting to perspire for no good reason even thou im sitting in front of the fan. i tink im running a fever.

2008-04-03T12:40:00.000-07:00

geez!!!i went for trng tis week.yay yayy yayayyyy!!!lyk finally got myself to work out mans...so nw..im suffering frm the after effects of it. damn. i kant even cough..or sneeze wout feeling pain aniwhr luhh!!! sucks u noe..my whole body's aching lyk SHITtt!!! but nvm..i tink i lost sum weight dere!!!!althou i replenished everyting ryte after trng wif the 'char-kuay-teow' outside skool hahaha...kinda missed it...n wah rao ehhh!!!u noe the place i bought my charkuayteow...tat kopitiam?!after so long...the ah bengs selling the 'cai4 fan4' still never change a single bit luhh!!!!DAMN DAMN DAMN scary n...n...pervert luhh dey all!!!me n bel were lyk q-ing outside their stall for my food...n den dey went lyk...'hong2 yi1 mei2 nu3' OMG RYTE!!! i was wearing my ltc shirt luhh tat red one..n bel was mocking non-stop sumore...nex tyme im not wearing tat shirt to tat place animore...i tink dey've got sum fetish for red luhh...n oso...dey kannot see we q-ing for the other stall liao meh!!!still die die wan jio us buy frm dem!shit leh dey all!!dey still secretly hand signal to us not to buy frm tat stall luhh!!!!n den me n bel were discussing the prospects of marrying a guy frm tat stall!!!(wat a ting to discuss ryte...)hahaha..halfway thru..bel spotted the man tending the 'yu2 pian4 mi2 fen3' stall staring at us...den he started whistling sum weird tune kan!!wah lao...super traumatising place...!!!!the nex tyme i go dere i kal my bf hide one corner den wen dey disturb me my bf kan throw parang at dem!!!HAHAHA...oh n wats worse..was wen we were leaving...dose assholes shouted byebye so loudly..the yu2 pian4 mi2 fen3 guys oso shouted tgt..n den the bung tried to check us out oso!!!OMG!!! we siam-ed the place damn quickly!!!!i decided to 'da-bao' it home for dinnercos me n bel wanted to cab(was too tired liao..mainly me luh)n it wasnt 8.3opm yet for the extra charge to b over...we decided to bring the food to the 'ah-pek' chess club at the void deck dere to eat....

anw...xiaodes match starting 14th april if im not rong!!!yay yay yay!!!i kant wait to see dem thrash deir way thruu!!!jiayou jiayou jiayou!!!

so so....last nyte..i emo-ded for no reason....so i msged chin...n he kalled back thou he was oredy aslp...so nice ryte...i don kare...very nice okayy!!!n michi as well...she tried to find out for me y i was emo-ing for no reason.apparently..i tink...rly no reason leh...maeb its jus the dogs luhhh...dey've been torturing me for so mani nytes luhh..wen one slps..the other wakes...headaches...so noisy n naughty...but still..my own fault...so now...i mus find a way to let them live in harmony..n oso train bailey to b a good,good girl... KE YI DE!!! :)

n for today...i went to work...as usual...but was damn suay......sooper suay...it started wif...ok..i woke up at 1pm plus plus...n den after doing sum cleaning up for the doggies ...n making up...i headed to nanyang...happily tinking dere was the laminated copy of my 'a' level cert...apparently wen i reached dere the office staff told me tat the laminated one..along wif SGC...wud oni arrive in july...so...i wasted my trip to nanyang :( but anw..i walked arnd...n went to zap my certs at the fotocopy place..n de aunty was nice enuff to zap everyting for me seeing tat i was rly alien to the machine..oh well~ok...the machine was alien to me...hahaha..n after tat..oh my way out..i managed to take a foto (for haolian-ing purposes) of my 2.4km record..hahaha..dey pinned it up outside the canteen again!althou i'll take tat record time to run maeb 1 rnd the track now..its still part of my former glory n sumtang to show off about ma..so...i tried to take pics of me n tat 'paper w my record on it' by myself...but realised tat it was either me or the paper seen on the images i managed to capture,i decided to jus kip the imae wif jus the paper in it. n after tat...i went back to get my zapped stuff n saw yosin!she was nice enuff to acc me for awhile n after tat we went to luk for bala n seng tgt...n ms tang was dere as well..so we luffed at my ugly passport size foto pic taken in sec2 luhh...den i left after tat to post my documents at central lohh...soon after, it rained...so i cudnt make it home to feed the doggies...went str8 to work n left the chore to my parents...yupyup..i was kinda early so i ate at LJS at clarke quay central A.L.O.N.E okayy!!!so loner ryte...but im kinda used to it liaoo...anw..it was pouring so so heavily luhh...n i had to make my way to gmax oredy...tinking tat dere was tis underpass tat wud lead me to gmax eventually..i decided to try it luhh...but sumhow i ended up nearer to boat quay....n got drenched sumore cos no umbrella!!!wahrao....sumore stil had to walk back...cos dere was no way tat i cud get to gmax frm tat side of the bridge. i kalled office n nobody picked up luhh...so poor me had to walk in the rain to gmax...by the tyme i was 1/4 way dere...dere was oredy no need to use my file to shelter myself...becos..it didnt seem to make a diff whether i was sheltered or not. shit ryte?! so..de whole nyte...i was soaked in dose wetwet clothes...so cold n yucky n sticky luhh... :( kum home stil haf to bathe in cold cold water cos got no heater n had to bathe wif 2 pairs of eyes staring at me..no privacy horr!!!

ok...super long post huh...getting old liao..telling old granny stories..hahaha...hopefully..i dont hafta work work work tmr...cos im supposed to b off AGAIN!hahahaha..nitey nitey...its 4am n i shud b slping cos petty wakes up at 6.3oam to disturb n bailey wakes up at 8am to whine. buhbye!

busy busy busy

2008-03-28T12:11:00.000-07:00

i left bailey at leechin's place for the time-being cos my parents are rly so intolerant of her..n i get nagged at everyday..moreover i only come back to look after my babies in the wee hours..so..in the meantyme she's trng to be quiet n tame over at their place. n tmr..gotta bring her for the jab...gosh..busybusybusy...supposed to work tmr..but im so lazy as usual.haa
but i guess...i've gotta find a way to let my parents accept bailey soon enuff...kant possibly leave her there forever...i miss her so much cos she's so sweet n cuddly(despite all the whining n biting)...so hopefully..she learns to b lil' miss goody-goody real soon...cos i rly wan her to b wif me...n to get along well wif petty as well...n im praying petty stops sniffing her butt all the tyme luhh...lyk...finally he'll realise tat its owaes the same butt he's sniffing n gets tired of it?!dunno...

anw...all the bestest for my p&c jnrs for block test...i noe its a lil' too late to wish u all here luhh..haha...n A'Divs coming soon soon soon im so excited...kant wait to see aj lose!(sry i jus hate them) n oso..pretty nanyang babes r SO SO SO gonna clinch the tops tis yr!!!1st 2nd 3rd...all nanyang!!!hahaha..!!!!aj go n die

tats all for nw...im gg to viwawa for now!!!:)

HELPPPPppp!!!

2008-03-24T17:15:00.000-07:00

okay..damn..im up lyk at 7am tis mornang.surprising huh?!yepp..tanx to my 2 doggies.right now...the small one's making all the noise she kan in her cage while the big one is forcing me to play fetch wif him.im lyk a walking zombie oredy...after these 4 days of owning 2 doggies in one house....apparently...dey r 'shui huo bu nong':(carpets lyk forever smelling her ass...n bailey became dulan wif him...she started trying to bite him...n not oni tat..she bites human sumtymes as well...maeb cos she's teething...after all..she's barely 2 mths old...pains me to have to lock her up in the cage lyk tat but stil ... bo bian...all her yelping n whining...i'll haf to bear wif it tis afternn....n tats not all...my parents are kao-bei-ing me everyday to send bailey away....dey totally dislike her....cos she bites carpet...(tat small chilli padi...or UR monster..dey kall her)...i noe luhh...i oso hate it wen she tries to bite carpet...n i smack her for tat...however...she isnt afraid of spankings luhh!!!!HELPPPPpppp!!!wat m i to do now...!!!!i haf tot of solns but dey're all short term ones...
1.bring her out wif me everywhr i go...anw..she's so small-sized..not a prob to hide her. but i dowan petty jealous luhhh...n oso..i wont b able to get her used to staying in the cage littat...

2.for having to stay in the cage..tats cos i dowan her out roaming arnd the place n biting petty( I WILL XIN TONGGG!!!) cos petty's super mild n he kanna bite oso lyk bo chap still wan to smell her ass.sumore bailey's teeth damn damn sharp luhh!!!

3.put her at someone else's place first till she grows a lil bigger n decides to become a good girl(which maeb b rather impossible) but tis way..both dogs wont b able to get used to each other!!! :(

4. hearing her in the cage yelping n whining now..i oredy got half the mind of letting her out...apparently...everynyte oso i xin luan luhh...i let her slp wif me on my bed...cos she'd b making too much noise if i locked her up..lyk now..shitty.... butt...she's still a baby...n i guess she rly wans to b wf anione tat kan provide her a lil' warmth n love..ryte?!tats y i let her slp wif me...n yupp..everytyme she's being carried...or i let her lay on my body...she'd fall aslp ryte away..yes!immediately!!!buthen in tis way...i still wont b able to get her used to being in the cage...so wen im not home..n wif totally disapproval parents...i guess..lettin gher out cos of sympathy wont get me n bailey aniwhr:(

for now...i guess we'll jus haf to see how...how long she'd b able to last whining...

anibody got solution pls tag me!!!im so helpless now luhhhh:(

2008-03-24T09:00:00.001-07:00

EVERYBODY IM BACK!!!
decided to start posting again...
haha..
since im lyk online almost everyday...
n everyone's scolding me for having a stagnant blog!

okayy okayy updates!

A levels results...managed to pass all my subs EVEN PHYSICS OKAY!so m satisfied oredy. got CDEE.not very good..but acceptable luh.jus disappointed with econs.but no worrys!Elaine's gonna head to SIM (i guess)..n might b choosing the...erm business with psychology...cos it sounds kinda bright for me.hahaha..rather jus apply for tis luhh at least if i do well i'd secure sumting...instead of trying to squeeze myself into sum dumping grnd in the other unis. dere's owaes a soln to aniting anw.gotta work hard hard hard:)

n yuhh! im working at gmax reverse bungy now at clarke quay:)so...do visit me okayy!so far..i've got a few cousins n frens hu kame...
n sum 'hum ji kias' lyk soppy n bel hu kame n din dare to try!haha...

okayy...n i got a new dog...carpet's propective gf...her names baileyy n is a jack russell terrier.currently..she's the size of ...erm...a pencil box maeb?yup..n im gonna hav to end here 4 nw..cos both dogs have suddenly woken up..shitt...

2007-12-12T06:17:00.000-08:00

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ten thousand yrs since i've blogged....hurhur...been lazy luhhh......
ok...summarise what i've been doing after A's ......

*played womens open for lingyun n guess wat! WE GOT 1ST!!!!!!!!yar...well....
*n i did super embarrassing stuffs wen we were pitched against kg ubi =( ms tang insists that li xian bribed me with 1 baht to pass the ball to her during the match . shitttttt....=(

*trying hard hard hard to find a job...but currently stil jobless cos i pang seh my agent since he was calling me almost every mornang wen i was slping......

*am supposed to b in tokyo now but due to indecisiveness, i din manage to get an air ticket last min...so everyones dere wout me =(

*went for the last xiaodes trng n yay!went to eat seoul garden after tat n realised how kiasu anabel could b n bala turned out to b a big eater despite her skinny appearance, leaving me n joyce to b the laoya ones....we were 'half tank' wen bel n bala were oni erm..1% full. n BEL ATE A BUCKET OF PRAWNS I REALI CUDNT BELIEVE IT. ok....towards the end we started cooking every other ting n made a super big mess which we tried to resolve but failed anw so we decided to just siam. hurhur. went gai gai after tat n i realised my descendant (bel) isnt so much lyk me luhhh...so unlike ah seng n her descendant. but reali kant blame me for it cos bel's taste is reali too horrible we kant have aniting in common. KAN U IMAGINE SHE 'bio2' THE UGLY 'huayhuay' SCARF AT ZARA for damn long?oh okay....i shud have taken a pic of it so everyone kan witness her horrible taste.haha but we did have sum tings in common luhh....althou she eyed another ugly bag at some sports shop also. n den.......the rest had to leave early for various reasons.....so me n bel walked to peninsular plaza...reliving moments of NOSTALGIA (see i noe tis word okay bel!) frm nchs....it was farnie yo. yeah...n i bort black skinnies...yay again! ok...next next...

*er......today....me n hoon went for interview fora job at the airport...as an airport guide..went smoothly luh eveyting.....but stil got 2nd interview...we were lunching at ljs n we realised the jobs kinda bo hua...so we're tinking of waes to escape it now...cos we signed some documents but we jus kant rmb wat it was about....thou i swear i read thru it...uhh... reminds me so much of tat tyme i kanna bluff buy insurance...=( ohh..n ta-daaa....i went back to peninsular wif hoon todae again....n tis time..hoon bort her skinnies ..n black too hurhur.... n sadly..we found out tat the basement got more shops!!!n the skinnies at the basement were lyk $2 cheaper kan!!! $2 OKAY!!!! kan go toilet 20 times luhh..! oh but....the shops there are reali quite interesting go n have a look!!!!there gt my oh-so-wanted boots...n its less than $80 SO DAMN CHEAP im gg back there wen i have money.hurhur....okayy...so i mus QUICKLY GET A JOB!

*n den....i tried to change the blades my darling gaf me....cos he noes me so well he bort lyk exactly my size!so..with socks...its gonna b too tight for me to skate....papa fetched me to change it...but well...stil don haf my size...so .......i had to get a more expensive one....not refundable=(

*toking bout....the blades...hurhur...tat dae leechin n i went to kovan to pick his mum...n wen we arrived he insisted that i go luk for his mum cos he had to get someting...in the end i waited for lyk...20 mins n he was not back. i swore i was gg to kill him if i found him in the games store...so i went in search of him....n after circling the mall lyk the third time...i saw him standing there wif a big present staring frm the top level in search of a shop tat sells nice nice plastic bags...with the pressie wrapped in pink.for me.=) the wrapper was from 'gift-a-name' so he lied to me tat it was a 5000 pieces jigsaw puzzle. hmmm...drop the details.in the end...it was a pair of my 'wanted so long ago but nobody in my family wans to get it for me cos its DANGEROUS' roller-blades!!yayeeee.....ok...sweet rite...

hurhur.....oh.. n deres ..post-prom at the arena n prawning after tat...hurhur....
ok........my virgin time clubbing ok....!!!althou nodoby believes BUT REALI LUHhhhhh!!!buthen....i don lyk...eeek...no more clubbing for me....makes me headache luhh...n so dirty....eee ..kannot accept!

went prawning after tat til morning....wif hoon bel bala n bronson.....we kaught 4 prawns oni..hurhur n de nice nice uncle gaf all he kaught to us !so nice ryte i bet he was secretly in love wif me haha ok kidding.

n everybody i have successfully mastered the taitais hobby. MAHJONG. hurhur...jio me out practice ok!!!!!!!!

aiya...i kant go on animore cos im so tired n im gg trng tme n den im waking up early to go over to leechins to get sumting b4 tat n aft trng im gg to post that someting n am K BOXING AT NYTE YAY!!!!ok..............buhbyeee!!

2007-11-07T04:57:00.000-08:00

WE'RE HALFWAY THRU HALFWAY THRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!yayeee!!!!

hmmmmm.......but getting good results is another thing...ha...but forget bout tat for now....

wah im so pissed!!~!! i waited excitedly the whole day for some orders i made from online shopping...n its supposed to arrive today BUT NO NO NO!!!!it din kum at all!!!!n got false alarm luhh!damn upset...i was lying on the bed...'bout to doze off oredy n the doorbell rang!!i jumped(takenote:JUMPED okay!) out of bed...n ran to the door...my dad, hu din noe bout my order,said kannot open cos its stranger!but i was lyk...'no!!mine mine mine!!!my order mus open!' so he said okay.. when i opened...it turned out to b his OCBC invoice.=( so upsetting i e-mailed the shop to scold them

uhhh..i slept the whole day but im turning in at 1opm todae again for a better tmr!yayee!!!buhbye n...till then everybody!!=)

2007-09-24T02:13:00.000-07:00

TRUTHFULLY

its reali upsetting.

n the more i tink...the more demoralising it gets.

the more i try not to tink,

the more i tink.

hates
hates
hates

its so upsetting

im gg to emo...

but after today i'm gg to b fine again.yup.as usual.=)

buhbye. n if anibody kants find me todae...its cos i maeb gg mia cos i reali haf no mood for aniting...so sorry

2007-09-08T01:11:00.001-07:00

Dearest Organic Chemistry,
Are u willing to be my fren if i promise to treat u well because i noticed tat u sort of dislike me as i reali cant do any of you wen i flip open my qns. oh pls. b my fren oryte?

Love,
Me

2007-09-08T01:08:00.001-07:00

i tink.........time is reali flying past.tis sucks.

2007-09-07T07:19:00.000-07:00

yayee! met up wif tina n suzy =) n it was fun !

i hope carry gets well soon..=(

anw carpet pressed the calculator n gaf 4 nos!!anione interested to invest?haha if win mus share okayy..4455 nice huh

shit...its friday oredy..........................=( tis week passed reali reali fast n i dont care im so gg shopping tmr cox im BLARDYYYY deprived!!!!!! :(

today....was....hmm..a not so productive dae in skool.............uhh...i feel so tired..n bala joyce aunty n i were oredy acting lyk zombies............slacked rather alot todae....wwhich means im down for more work tonyte in order to allow myself shopping tmr.okayy..JIAYOUUUU ELAINE!!!

2007-09-04T06:14:00.000-07:00

wah rao...no mood to study die le die....left a few days n im lyk..dunno wat im doing n im so stuck wif all my maths hmwrk frm tuition he's killing me deres so much work its as if i don haf ani other subject besides maths HELP!~

don lyk don lyk don lyk!

*WHINES*

2007-09-03T20:11:00.001-07:00

its tuesday oredy :( :( :(

2007-09-03T00:10:00.000-07:00

okay sop,ur sooopppeeerrr mockable dream made my day somehow!ha

omg its sucha nice -to -sleep -rainy -day HELPPPP!!!deres oni one week left n im slacking gosh !somebody..SLAP ME!!!! i was dozing off on the sofa n luckily..carpets THUNDER-LIKE snores woke me up..-phew! if not i guess i'll sleep all the way til nyte..n den it'll be another dayy wasted again :( uhhh...but tinking of the stuffs i got to do reali gifs me a sooper big headache okayy...it so turns me off kan. yuck. but im starting to tink maths is fun..in a sense..as in ..its reali challenging but damn sian as well wen the qns gif me the 'huh?!?' rxn..haha..econs is getting kinda boring althou i used to love it...physics is gg at the same speed as a processor..uh:( n chem...hmm..chem...aniting works except ionic eq n organic for me.so..im as good as dead :( okayy bye.im gg to...i haven decided. just..bye!

2007-09-02T04:31:00.000-07:00

i cant upload the unglam fotos of sop n the super cutteeee smiley i drew on her leggy wen she was slping!uhhhh:( stooooooopid com..eeeeeeeeekkk

its raining...........again yuck i dont lyk....im gg out to ton again tonyte......im emo-ing..im not happy:(

2007-08-31T17:27:00.001-07:00

i reali LOVEEEEEE my carpet:)

2007-08-31T17:25:00.000-07:00

是你

第一眼我就认出来

这是命运最美的安排

是我

让你过长的等待

我们只要现在深爱

幸福就来恨我来不及参于你的过去

抱歉让你等待

我愿意付出一切交换

我灵魂的另一半

这个世界唯一的你

是我拥有的奇迹对我说的一字一句

都是我们的秘密

紧紧拥抱唯一的你

无可救药的坚定

就是世界与我为敌

我也愿意

我什么都愿意

过去所有的悲哀

都只是寻觅我唯一

勇敢真爱

照亮了漆黑的夜晚

寻找了一次一辈子

再不分开

恨我来不及参于你的过去

抱歉让你等待

我愿意付出一切交换

2007-08-31T17:17:00.000-07:00

i'm quite artistic ryte?

from ms Darrell :)

aunty..acting hardworking.ha
ok..aunty has some talent in photography!

2007-08-28T19:11:00.000-07:00

im meeting aunty n soppy to study at coffee bean later yayyyy..studying out is so much much more productive cos i oni plae psp wen i stae home....:( having tuition at 12pm...-dreads but it'll b over soon!! :) n deres phy tuition tmr!omg!!2 mths n im gonna HAVOC okayyy..

2007-08-28T08:06:00.001-07:00

I LOVE SUNFLOWERS!!!!DEY MAKE ME HAPPY! ALTHOU THEY REALI DON UN-ANGER ME TO ANI EXTEND :(

2007-08-28T06:42:00.000-07:00

THANKS SOPPY!!!shall put ur pretty pic!!

CARRRRPETTT!!!

2007-08-28T06:28:00.000-07:00

2007-08-27T20:03:00.000-07:00

u DON"T deserve the trust.

2007-08-27T19:00:00.001-07:00

im not happy :( NOT AT ALL!

2007-08-27T08:51:00.000-07:00

i loveeee tis song...so touching:)
i want to b in sucha love story too!but it never wil happen to me=(
Love Me

I read a note my grandma wrote
back in nineteen twenty-three.
Grandpa kept it in his coat,
and he showed it once to me.
He said, "Boy, you might not understand, but a long, long time ago,
Grandma's daddy didn't like me none,
but I loved your Grandma so.

"We had this crazy plan to meet
and run away together.
Get married in the first town we came to and live forever.
But nailed to the tree where we were supposed to meet, instead
I found this letter,
and this is what it said:

"If you get there before I do
Don't give up on me.
I'll meet you when my chores are through;
I don't know how long I'll be.
But I'm not gonna let you down,
Darling wait and see.
And between now and then,
until I see you again,
I'll be loving you.
Love,
Me."

I read those words just hours before
my grandma passed away,
In the doorway of a church
where me and Grandpa stopped to pray.
I know I'd never seen him cry
in all my fifteen years;
But as he said these words to her,
his eyes filled up with tears.

"If you get there before I do
Don't give up on me.
I'll meet you when my chores are through;
I don't know how long I'll be.
But I'm not gonna let you down,
Darling wait and see.
And between now and then,
until I see you again,
I'll be loving you.
Love,
Me."

Between now and then,
until I see you again,
I'll be loving you.
Love,
Me.

2007-08-26T09:40:00.000-07:00

im so tired but i've got so so so much to do :( regret not sleeping last nyte..i cud haf banged my head against the wall ryte...uhhhh....now my clocks lyk upside down...slept for lyk 3 hrs jus now n im all perked up again dont tink kan fall aslp le..sharks! dere's gp tmr n after tat me n sop got maths consultation with the new maths tcher..my schedules so packed up i feel lyk i've no lyfe=( i so badly wan to do well for a levels but time reali isnt on my side n my progress is so so slow im so sad=( gg to tackle n do vectors now..buhbye

2007-08-25T14:31:00.000-07:00

it's 5.3oAM in the morning and i havent slept a wink!!! thanks to xinwang HK cafe ! me my pupz and michi went over there at arnd 11pm plus just to watch me eat...and i drank the 'ying yong' drink..and michi drank KOPI-O (so ah pek!) tat explains y the both of us r stil lyk super hyper rite now...been repacking my files (so neat!) while she's been doing her essay...but we're both turning mad already she jus did a terrifyingly ugly dance in front of me...so tired mentally but we jus cant get to sleep.....uhh..and carpet been tssskkk-ing us since 2am haha...he's reali trying hard to get to sleep i kan tell...haha poor ting!

im a mugger...=) okayy random. tink im not gonna b able to get to sleep...=(even if i get to sleep i tink i'll eventually sleep til night=(
it's army half marathon todaee..jiayou :)
shitty i had a terriblerlerhs nytemare last nyte bout 'mor2-mor4s' uhhhh.............don like!

balling ytd was fun!!long tyme since i played so happily..havent been exercising these daes i feel so fat :( kan take my foto 2 mths ago and now to do before after slimming ad already can....

went stardeee-ing wif huiling todae ..we went to the club at gardens...wow super quiet in there...but the karaoke room was jus below us...haha!so the floor was kind of vibrating all the waee...anw aunty did a super mockable ting todae....haha..unglam!

we watched campus superstar over there...oh my gawwddd!!!never reali heard the lil' boy sing b4 but he's singing not quite up to standard how did he get so far..!so sour bout it ... but nvm..doesnt affect me to ani extend chey.

i miss my batch=( and i miss balling =( 3 more months to the end of misery =) so contradicting tat i wan the end of A's to come fast fast!but i don't want A's to come so fast.den how wud the end come fast?i reali dunno wat im toking about oredy im tired im going to bathe. byebye

2007-08-23T07:07:00.000-07:00

everyone else is luking so well-prepared while im stuck in shittt :( :( :( naaabeeehhhh :(
n i kip forgettin wat i've learnt :( even more shit :(:(:( prelims is in two weeks :( n a levels...60++ daes.......uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...my hairs starting to drop :( i must master complex numbers by today okayyy..... sorry ..toking to myself . stress luhh..

2007-08-22T08:09:00.000-07:00

lyfe is sho sad....esp after sucha sucky maths mock pp todae..uhhh=( 3/4 my brain cells gone..thus wasnt productive at all studying at i-space jus now...eeek...no tyme oredy=(=(=( im so so so tired....tink im gonna do sum phys now to prepare for tuition tmr...den go to bed le.............weeeee...i miss sleeping=(

2007-08-21T02:27:00.000-07:00

lyfes......SUCKINGGGG!!!

2007-08-14T06:15:00.000-07:00

failing to plan is planning to fail

passivity is the archenemy of learning.

consistency is the best policy

attitude is a small thing that makes a BIG difference

Do not procrastinate

asking is receiving

2007-08-12T23:29:00.000-07:00

i see the seconds...mins....hrs...and days of my lyfe ticking awae on the NYJC webby:(

NO TIME NO TIME!!!!!!!!!!STARDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-09T06:20:00.000-07:00

oh---mmmm---gEee!!!i actually finally remembered my password n im back again!!!!!!hahahah!!damn!i forgot my password n blogger sent me weird afghanistan language passwords so i cudnt blog here fr a thousand yrs=(

lifes been reali lousy!midyrs jus ended....screwed screwed screwed papers!!!!but nvm......im gonna do better...not gonna slack animorei promise!=)thou shall not struggle for exams ever again! anw..saw the P todae...for being absent for physics paper...sucks...deres gonna b a retest...i hate physics...i nid tuition!anw...2% of the cohort missed papers....haha!more than 50% of the 2% frm my klass....sart sart bo chio har!aiya..don tink anione understands my language anw..

pupz is angry wif me......it oni means someting....the termination of my allowance.im broke=(

deres trng tmr....my dear j1s...JIAYOU=) dont tink im gonn b dere tmr...hafta catch up on my physics....anw...u babes haf my moral support...=)i'll try to go back more often after settling my studies coz im so screwed now..hur hur...n oso...all the best of lucks for the upcoming match yar!!!SQUASHHHHH DEMMMMM!!!!!!!loves.

"goLden" exam sCripts.

2007-03-17T00:49:00.000-07:00

vEry hAypii dAe=)

2007-03-11T11:03:00.000-07:00

i SpEnt my tyme super meaningfully todae...=) althou i had to forgo piA-ing for block test.......its all worth it!=)n i watcHEd muSic n lyRics.........way back into love is sHo addictive i went to download it=)n the 'pop' song as well......finally a nice...sweet romantic movie.

2007-03-07T20:24:00.000-08:00

aiyo..de new blogger acc mux use google to log in so ma fan i dunno how to use!shit.
lyfes been reali reali boring lately...sick since last fri n i was absent from skool on...fri....tue wed n todae, thurs.hopefully kan recover by tmr......being cooped up at home is no fun...oni carpet n me...=( he's so used to me being at home now tat he's non-chalant to my movements lar..tok to him..he flip his ears down n walk awae....sits in front of me wen im watching tv and all......uhh...

ytd was bad..fever went up to 38.4C..almost died...n i hibernated on the sofa wib a bolster n blanket for lyk...the whole dae...luckily ains kame n bought me my fav clorets sweet!!n de robot vitamin...haha...den she drove me in my fathers car to see de doc...tanx to mums barley drink i laosai-ded at the clinic...haha...

sianz...i missed the tjc match ytd but glad to noe we won anw..yay=)i gotta recover by tmr!!!den kan start studyin.......homes no place for studying...i kip either watching vcd or hibernating at a corner cuz of fever......

aiya........de worst was on mondae......i had SPA........sux..i totally screwed the whole paper up...=( was feeling totally sick tat dae but went to skool cuz of SPA...tolerated my illness the whole dae n went the SPA tyme kame...i felt dizzy halfwae thru.......damn!in de end...hyperventilated n fainted.....sux..guess its coz the fans were off..doors closed n was rather humid inside the room wif fumes of con HCL ..tink i shocked the rest of the klass......but gerda wus too much...she helped me outside the lab...shoved me my pen n ans script n told me to scribble watever ikan.....lyk huh?how to scribble ..how m i supposed to scribble at all wen i din do the expt....yar..according to her ...i mae b lucky n guess the correct colour change n gas emitted...so smart of her...cuz if i were able to do tat..in de first place...maeb it shudnt b kalled SPA......shud b kalled...SWA...har?siao

gona haf to make todaes trng a miss again.=( but not a bad ting..hafta rest..i rmb i sprinted a 2oM dist on mondae to chase the blardy 156 bus n wen i got up the bus...i was pant9 lyk never b4 lar!all tanx to the cough n all......aiyo...

block test is kuming n im not prepared~!oh no!mus start chiong-ing le...if not die.....haixx..gg to rest n den study liao.......ciaos

2007-02-12T08:31:00.000-08:00

jus finished wif chem tutorial...din go to skool todae...*guilty*hmm...yay gg kboxing wig angie tmr..sadly...the both of us r spending v'daes eve n v'dae itself tgt!so les!haha do we decided to kum to my place on vdae if not we go out tgt machiam PL lar!haha...ains maeb joining us...so...ani other lonely souls...kum n join us ok!!!!!!we seriously nid more company........ha~
so glad i did my chem tutorial todae....its lyk 30 plus plus daes to block test n i haven started mugging...wus busy n fan2-ded wif bgr stuffs earlier tis yr...but its more or less settled now...not totally settled thou..jus.........hanging in mid air i guess..uhh....... no solutions to it.jus haf to carry on wif it:(
saw roy ytd!!!hes botak!haha........quite glad lar..veh long neh see him liao!!n scott as well..n cr...n so mani pple.........dey're all in army...hmm...guess its another long long tyme b4 we mit up..i seriously miss dose prata house daes.....n i miss my darling zhiying i dunno where she is coz shes uncontactable.......n ailing babe is gg for op soon..i wish for all the best for her=)n i miss zhen...n cheewx n boon n vonny n ping(i heard shes damn havoc now!!i aknt wait to see!!)...n ting...n my fu ma................yay shes kuming back soon........deres oso chin wei...thou we werent actually close but i do miss her!!!uhh so mani pple...my batch...i so seldom see dem ....luckilyi i've got angie n zhen..haha

ok..im gg to bed...........

2007-02-02T06:54:00.000-08:00

wah my com is damn cock lAr!karnot sign in to frenster...nor msn......sux=( went to watch the one ytd...eh...quite mockable...for sum pple lar..but...din mit my expectations..not as gud as the past yrs de leh...n oni got one band........which oso karnot b compared to last yrs......uhh...disappointing.but had quite a gud tyme mocking pple wif hoon n eunice...zl n dexter.

the mornang wux good......thou i had to see the dm.....uhh...coz faggot said my smile(which is the total fotocopy of hers) was a smirk.....arh?she kant reali differentiate diff kinds of smiles i guess...pathetic isnt it?ha...shes owaes littat.....lose liao find support...too bad..the dm is soooo nice=)no use for me...ha!n she blardy hell pulled my hair.well..shes gonna pae for tat...maeb she'll trip one day n fall flat on her face not noeing y she tripped.but after a'S haha.good luck to biggy ghost.

dying my hair back tmr...den shun bian cut hair!yay...hoon gg wif me as well.......n got cip ..collect newspaper...lil bit waste tyme eh......not gg..ha...siao leh my hse not enuff newspaper for mr carpet liao stil kal me go collect for other pple...uhh..so shit.

eh...lifes stil not taking a turn for the better...ting s r stil sucking as dey r now...or rather..im sucking.yar...tis weekend im gonna catch up wif my work...yep!turning into a total mugger...so tat adrain tan kan shuttt his blardy arse up...n so kan faggot...watever..im doing it for myself anw...heck kare thems.

bballs not gg good either.no strength..no mood.no nth.uhh..sucks.not been practising...not focusing n instead tinking of other tings while playing...sux.i kant do my stuff.tis sucks.its tyme to find the passion back.lets hope.

its quite nice to scold n complain bout bastards here.for now.im gg to mug econs.

2007-01-23T20:08:00.000-08:00

lyfe stil sux.2daes ago..sum freaking ass kalled my father up..acted principal n said that she wus gg to expel me n wanted to give me one more chance.WTF.tat was cus i was late for school twice.normal.call parents up.i noe...so mani pple tio le..my first tyme.its ok.im cool.but she jus blardy hell had the need to make up stories.wat kinda stories i wont say.but..fuck lar.maeb shes blind?or maeb she's senile?dere was once she marked my attendance wrongly n demanded a letter from me.lyk wth?she totally doesnt deserve ani forgiveness..ani sympathy coz shes fat n ah glee n luks lyk biggy ghost from 'wo de zuo yan jian dao gui'.so..lets see wat we kan do wif her after a's.not getting ani trouble now by kicking her ass for now.ass.
not as if im suay enuff now.troubles all kuming my wae...all kinds....from school work..teachers prob(lyk i haven been avoiding it ever since)..relationship(headache)..uhh..n in the end i missed mondays trng...n todaes.........all coz of a sentence my mum said to me cuz she kalled n scolded...or rather..nagged at me after tat ass kalled her......it wus hurting enuff to noe the fact tat watever im doing now is rong...tat i shudnt b doing it,...tat its reali reali b*****...but still.........it hurts even more to hear it out from my mums mouth........i reali did felt tat pain....the ass knew....ok...veh troublesome to kall her an ass...maeb lets name her...faggot?ok..faggot knew...i went back to klass n she stil used sarcasm on me.tanx...im gonna make sure she gets her just desserts after graduation.stil..for now..lyfe sux.n deres chem test tmr n im oni halfwae thru studying it.........tis kant go on...im off to study more.mae b back to complain more later wen im bored wif studying.tats all for now.i feel better:)

tRagic-neSs

2007-01-20T09:29:00.000-08:00

i gueSs...my oni soUrce of hApPiness is carpet ryte now.............his the oni fellow hu kan reali make me smile with every small lil' gEsture...i've almoSt forgotten wat it is to lead a carefree lyfe.uhh...i don see the point of putting on tat facade animore.to act lyk nths happening to me.to pretend tat im veh veh happy.2dae i drank some chivas..a few few drops..den i started uttering rubbish..n took carpet for my pillow until he 'humpphhh' me n walked awae 3 tymes...den i felt tat tinge of sadness in me wen my carpet din wan me.im so depressed.i just wanna cry...i dunno wtf im doing to my lyfe..i feel so helpless...i feel guilty...i feel lyk a piece of shit.tis ting sux..this whole ting.i kant go on acting happy animore......i guess the last tinge of my happiness...or rather...my putting on a happy face is gone..........i kant take it animore...deres owaes an end to tings.mine's underwae.its either one or nth at all.arggh.im just being emo.don bother. gg to bed...stil tipsy..lousy ass

2007-01-17T05:21:00.000-08:00

aiya...im so lAgging in mY studies..die!!!no more late nytes out!!!promiSed mUpz i'll b hoME for dinNer todae n im glad i din sucCumb to temptation!!!ah seng n huiqing dey all wanted to go chomp*2 eat!omg!so tempted!but in de end...i kame home...n i do miSs the homE-coOked food by mUps.......diNNer wus good!!!!!heh........

carpet is so cute! go do homework le....=)i love studying.......*stOnes*

2007-01-13T09:11:00.001-08:00

2007-01-13T09:11:00.000-08:00

IM BACK!!!

2007-01-13T08:49:00.000-08:00

haha!hEllo everybody!!im bAck!!heh...finally updating again so dont say my blog's stagnant and lyk forever the same animore!haha!hmmmm........life's been boring lately...school..trng and all.........uhh...hate it esp when school has reopened...still in holiday mood...eyes close whenever i bring my books out...sux........time ti start studying...start early den wont end up being in shit in future......haha.....

uhh..tis yr's j1s all damn boring..tink yi nian bi yi nian boring......all toot toot enthu enthu de..no eye-catching ones..or at least...i haven seen any coz i haven been arnd school lately...uhh...lessons so packed n break oso oni half hr...n after school i disappear almost str8awae unless deres trng.........uhh...boring life..

worked at tb venezia todae........wah!damn super boring tat i started drawing weird stuffs.......and tis weird old lady kame to buy ice cream...took the icecream paid 50 bucks and went missing!but the angel-like oh-so-honest me went all arnd to look for her to return her the change n in turn got sum rude remarks...sux. *&#$%&^(()*^)!!!~=(

time to start mugging............post sum pictures of carpet later for those carpet fans lyk angie...haha shes mad bout carpet...........heh...tink maeb shes in love wif dogs..mae marry a dog in future!haha
kidding lar don whack me pls.bb!

2006-11-11T05:41:00.000-08:00

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

super,super pissed.

2006-11-09T23:39:00.000-08:00

im super PISSED!!!WANNA KILL PPL OREDY!

todAe=)

2006-11-08T06:37:00.000-08:00

uHh..noT muCh of An eventful dAe todAe...

Woke up eArly..(got wokEn up...aRRgGGhh:( )yar...den bRot cArpet ovEr to a frEns plAce for a bAthe.....tat noTti boy!got me all wet aS well......yAr...n he fell off the bEd..oh..so xin tong!n Wen i pICked him up...he lAid on me lyk a baby...hEs just so suPer cute -melts . yUp..tats my bABy=) i loVe cArpet shio mUCh!!!!!!hes..so...cArpetty!!
hmm...yar...anw..i carrIed him in hiS gAi gAi bAg all the wAe tomy fRens plAce.nbAck...den i went out agAin to mY hse dere the nTUC to buy 4D..hAha!supEr suA gu...first tyme i bot 4d todae cuz waNna hAo liAn im 18!hAha..yAr...den i din noE wat to do so i kAlled my mum up ='( ugh..
yAr n WALked all the wAe bAck to my hSe bs n mAde my wae to yiShun to find my dEAriie=)we hAd diNNer...n i nua-dEd arnd...n lEft for home..hAha...
hMm...cArpet comeS wib suCha big big reSponsibility...muS tAke kAre of him oh-so-well....evEry mOrning 7am die die mUX wake up n fEed him...mux spEnd lotsa tyme wib him n bESt is bRing him evErywHere i go...muX clEAn wAsh scrub n mop de kiTchen n livng rooM almoSt every night...muX work so tAt kan suPPort him...........bUt i fEel its all shio woRthwhile wen i luK at hiS iNnocent face n hoW he drAgs himself uSing oni the front lEgs arnd the hse.....hes juSt shio incredibly cute.n for tat.im gg to pErsevere on=)im bringing hiM to trng tmr..yay...!

n to all hAving a's..............
All thE bEstest of lUCk orytes!

How tO be a betTer coUple=)

2006-11-08T06:25:00.000-08:00

10 steps to enjoying each other better...

1. Be realistic about each other.
Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out.
Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together .
Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway.
If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy... There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur love
Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.

6. Respect each other.
Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past.
Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.

8. Sit on ur jealousy.
All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.

9. Keep ur commitments to each other.
If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.

10. Be honest.
Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probably isn't worth it!

2006-11-05T06:21:00.000-08:00

yAy!!!!!!!im 18!!!!!!!!!!!!tAnx everyboDy hu rmb-dd!!im Shio touChed!!!!!!!!!!!!hMm..im 18!!!!ok...hMm...spEciAl taNx to my bAby=)tAnx for evryting dESpite ur bZ schEdule for a's...for tAking me out ...for spEnding shio mUCh cAsh n tyme...for Doing tings tAt make me hAypii!!for...wEAring sho elAine tat dAe...n ..juSt for bEing wib me!=) hMm..n aso...roy n scott n muAh fu mA!!!!tAnx for the surpRise...!!!u evil pEeps..!but i lyk....haha...ur scAre wuz good..=)n i lUrve the sAlted 'caKe' hAha..tanx for evytang!!i luRve u guyS!!! yup yUp i wanna tAnk shio mANi ppLe!!!!!!!!haha... n i lUrve my cArpet.......hmm...its my nEw doGGy!!!!!yar..u'll noE y hIs nAme is cArpet anw...ok.....btw...he's a boy wib an idenTity crisis..!!!cux of my pArents..yAr...dey kip kAlling him 'choi3 gAo2' Every moRning...so cArpet is suPEr confuSed...but nEver thE mind...he doESnt reali respond to bOth nAMes anw...haha.....but hE's sho super cuTE...the first dAe he cAme.....he wuz suPEr 'gayEee2 si4'yAr...super act lAr tats wat i mean...act guAi..hAha...he din bArk at all..we Were so Afraid he wuz a muTe...yar..he oni snORted n gRunted lyk a pig..hMm...bAby sAes he's actuallya pig lAr...ahh..wateva..haha..but he's so super cute!!!u'll see y i luRve him sho mUch...

2006-10-29T01:55:00.000-08:00

Beware of Mirrors in Hotels! ...Because you never know!
How to determine if a mirror are 2 way or not (Not a Joke!) Not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR :
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc. How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror( I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!
So remember , every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped" !
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. As a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind!
Ladies: Share this with your girl friends.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters and/or girlfriend or friends.

2006-10-29T01:43:00.000-08:00

uHHh......liFes shiO boRing After exAms.........i kant wait for a's 2 End....den i got all the bbGt bAbes n my Ah tiong wib me..!!!uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................quiCK end!!!!!!!

hMm...i've bEen hAving lAte nitEs out..n vcd wAtching dESe daes........dAMnmAnager freAking oni gAve me 1 or 2 days of work per wEek suPer siAn kAn....asS.......uhH...

i looVVveee xiAo lAo bAn sEeweEds!!!!!!!!!!!!:))):):):)

trng tmr agAin *yAwns*
im Shio AngRy my chEm n mAths dRoPped a grAde aftER moDeration!everyone elses grAdes wEnt up :(

how bad were u in skool!!??

2006-10-29T01:38:00.000-08:00

[x] You have gotten F9 grades formathematics many times.

[x] You always do last minute homework inclass.

[x] You use your handphone to text yourfriends in class.

[x ] Your phone got confiscated before.

[x] You listen to ur MP3, CD player in class.

[x] You sleep in class.

[x] You curse teachers.

[x] You are always late for extra classes.

[x] You doodle on tables.

[ ] You make out in class.

[x] You are rebellious with some teachers.

[ ] You always hand up work late.

[x] You make fun of the nerds and geeks.

[x] You have broken school rules.

[ ] You always don't have the correct books.

[ ] You don't take notes.

[x] Recess is your favourite part of school.

[ ] You hang out after school.

[x] You lie to your teachers about homework.

[ ] You tell your parents that you don't havehomework when you actually do.

[x] u have made someone cry in school.

[x] You copied homework before.

[ ] You threw away homework before and lie that you didn't recieve it first of all.

[x] You laugh at the way some teachers walk.

[x] You have been late couple of times.

Put a cross on the side when applicable.Once done, count the crosses and thenmultiplyby 4

uhh....:(

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO...

2006-10-23T07:52:00.000-07:00

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival!!!!!!

*EMERGENCY 1*
the emergency number worldwide for mobile phones is 112.
if u find urself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency,dial 112 and the mobile will search ani existing network to establish connection and the interesting thing is tat tis no can be dialled even when the keypad is locked!!!

*EMERGENCY 2*
Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
if you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*

*EMERGENCY 3*

Hidden Battery power !!!Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting animportant call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will getcharged when you charge your cell next time.

*EMERGENCY 4*

How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. whenyour phone gets stolen(ChOi!), you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole ur phone can't use it anyway!

2006-10-20T11:29:00.000-07:00

woW!my blog got new patTErn!!whEeeeeee~

2006-10-20T10:32:00.000-07:00

There was a blind boy who used to hate
everyone
except his girl friend .

He always used to say that i'll marry you if
i could
see .

Suddenly one day someone donated the
eyes .

When he saw his girl friend he was
astonished to
see that she was also BLIND .

His girl friend then asked will you marry
me NOW ?

Surprisingly . He simply refused .

His girl friend took her own life after
writing a
letter
saying

"Just take good care of MY eyes ..."

Love means sacrifice so think before
falling in love .

hmm..sadist

2006-10-20T10:25:00.000-07:00

yay!2daes a nice dae!
its 15 days tO the biG dae....im Sho excited!n im conStantly remindingmyself not to reminD pple of the big dAe but i juSt kant do it...
uhh
supEr pek chek wiBde damnwireleSs coNnection cuz it kIps cutting me off whilE im plAying audition!uGh!
n yAy!hoOn hOon's goNna work wib me...got moR compAny bsiDes wah lE..!ani pEeps wanna Work contAct me ok!!!den we kAn work tgt..wow!so hAppy!haha
hMm....liFe is bORing..........

2006-10-16T07:12:00.000-07:00

hmmm......after ignoring mY blog for suCha long long tyme...i decided to blog again.......hAha....cuz im bored.....ig ot nth to do except watch vCds everydae......hMmm...i miSs cArpet.........er...cArpet's a doggy which lUks lyk a carpet at ah tiong's hSe dere de pet Shop...n it hAs a PINK tail!*woW* wen i hAb a dog..i'll dye it fully pink......so cool eh...........

well...2dAes a supEr suPEr hAypiEee day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woOooo-hOoooo.........AftEr maYni slEeplesS nigHts woRrying bout reSults.......i'm finAlly able to hAb a good nytes slEep........tanx ah Tiong for ur encoUragements..conSoles...n for bEliEving in mE!!!!!!!!!!!luB lub!!!uhh...so tWitish.........

lEis sEe...........i fEel tat the wall at the tEnnis court n bball kouRt dere supEr prEtTttTtyy!!!eh i guEss de artist n the pAinters r simply too talented...dey mush b reali prEetttyy bAbes.....oOo..yAr...!

n den.......Ooooh...im woRking at tAnglin club.....yUpyup..its near far east!yay...haha...de pAy's high...but veh tiring leh.....n i Super suay...de first day of work.........i worked frm 5pm to 3AM!!!omg ryte?uhhh...served some angmohs.......50++ of dem..damn it lor..hate angmohs forever...!dey super super bU zi dong kAn......refused to leave leh...extended from 11pm to 12am...n den 3am!*^//@!~$^%^(!!!!!!!!!!!angEr-ded!!!!!n den de 2nd tyme i worked.............wuz okae....but leg n hand as usual super suan......de glasses vEh heAvy.....n tat dae...we served....a* nE*s...if u kAn make out wat it is........haha...but nvm got cute jap boy......but i stil tink ah tiongs cuter...haha save myself......hmm...

n den...........on sat ...it was SHOna's bdae!!!(coME on bAby!!)hAha!!!so fun to moCk her....we went to fiSh&co...well......stil the 5 of us + ainS.........hmmm...shall not comment mor on tat.......but it wuz fun......esp how suay me n sop r....=(((anw..hope shona njoyEd it!!! we practicAlly Acted lyk druNkards on the strEets kan...n toking bout dose pick-up linEs...super cute!hAha...n After tat...........shonA left n the rest of us walkEd aimlessly to...i aso dunno where......n den we finally went home...haha..

hMm...hAzy tis few dAes..........n i tot trng could b suspended=Xxx.....or maybe kan act 'hay gUu' n pretend allergic to hAze..buthen in the end never lar...trngs pathetic as it is oredy.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................................

got work tmr..........=( i kant wait to get my pAy....

2006-09-08T20:01:00.000-07:00

The Technically Challenged

Tech support : What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer : A white one...

Customer : Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support : Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer : Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note
Customer : No , wait a minute... I hadn't >>inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer : Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer : Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

Customer : Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,but the computer still says he can't find it...

Customer : I have problems printing in red...
Tech support : Do you have a color printer?
Customer : Aaaah....................thank >>you.

Tech support : What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer : A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support : Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer : No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support : Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer :! OK>
Tech support : Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer : Yes
Tech support : That means the keyboard is not plugged in.Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here..Ah...that one does work...

Tech support : Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n >>Victor, the number 7.
Customer : Is that 7 in capital letters?

Customer : Can't get on the Internet.
Tech support : Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer : Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support : Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer : Netscape.
Tech support : That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer,
but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Tech support : How may I help you?
Customer : I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support : OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer : Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support : Are you running it under windows?
Customer : "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

Tech support : "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support : On your keyboard.

2006-09-08T19:48:00.000-07:00

hAVen bEen bLoGging for agEs....juX suPEr lAzy to kuM onliNe ..muCh lEss sAe..blog..uHh..evErytyme typE halfwAe sumtAng will hAppen den muS retypE again...siAnzzz...juSt got bAck from a KL trip..uHh...tiS trip to pEtaling not fruitful...no niCe shoEs...no nICe bags....kiND of siAn of the stUFf dere...maeb go toO often le ba...but got mani mAni fAke guCci..pRada n guEss hAndbAgs!!!almoSt bort one...bliNk bliNk de...buthen...wen i toOK it down to havE a lUk at it...i felt lyk an auNtie cArRying it..so..yAr...in de end...bort 2 shiRts for miChi...n Louis..den..shoRts for mYself..yAr..actuAlly..tAts bout all....felt so Empty lAr!first tyMe go pETaling nEva buy shoOs....but no nEw pAtTErn leh!!!oOooo...n ouR hotel wuz juX oPposite tWin towEr!!!so pRettY xia tAt toWer!buthen..quiTE scAry..!Eunice lAr..scAre me...she sae tAt tyMe teRrorist boMb amErica de..kuMing to bomb mAlaysia de liAo..!uHhhh!!!oOo..but anw!!!de shOpping cEnter suPEr big!!!!!all dEsigner bRAnds thou!!!n we ate a lot of KFC...but de moSt exciting ting is tAt dey've got A&W dere!!!!!!woO-hoOo!!!i mEAn althou deir service reali suX big bIG tyme...the a&w mAkes up for almoSt everytang...along wib the chEAp stuFf!!!But the Worst tAng is tAt dere aRE uncOuntable SE AH NEHs!!!!!!as if sPP r not bad enuFf...we've se ah nEhs ovEr dere......yAr...dAmn yuCky......................madE me feel so unComfortable weAring a skiRt lAr...liEws!*shuDders* uHhh...mANi dAes of unPRoduCtive stUdying.............=(its bAck to woRk agAin.........todAes stuDying wib ah tiong...n tmrs wib Angie n zhen........wEEeee..

2006-09-08T19:41:00.000-07:00

KL trip...

mY baby couS!!!so suPEr cute!!

chOCs....

2006-08-20T04:32:00.000-07:00

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2006-08-20T04:27:00.000-07:00

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is'nt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i d! ont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh i'm so scared(sarcastically). Look i dont care about yr uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr aunt screws everybody and i also know that not ever! ybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I don't know which one is yr sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if i'm feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?

toot..........toot.........toot.......

2006-07-20T07:57:00.000-07:00

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP) .

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB) .

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS) , you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB) .

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,

And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH) .

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE) .

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

2006-07-20T07:51:00.000-07:00

NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE THE CANDLE WAS STARTED.GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS

I am not going to be the one who lets it die. I found it believable -- angels have walked beside me all my life--and they still do.A young university student was home for the summer.She had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks way.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked "God" to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end asthough he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for "God's" protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Moral of the story:Don't underestimate the power of Prayer!Gives ya goose bumps, doesn't it!This is to all of you who mean something to me,I pray for your happiness.The Candle Of Love, Hope & Friendship

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Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

2006-07-08T09:56:00.000-07:00

todAe wEnt k-iNg wib Ah tioNg!!!!!!!uHh...2nd tymE i'vE gone a 2 pplE kbox trip..de 1st tymE wuZ wib miChi...yeAH..tAt tyME we sAng til we almoSt died...sAng until no moR songs to siNg..but tis tymE wib tiong dAng we cudnt finiSh singing!!!n we kAnNA chAsed out in the End........hAhahha...anw..kbOX chEat us lor...suPPosed to b 11am-2pm wat..den chAse us out at 1.30pm..uHhh..is tis thE wae to do buSineSs?!?!?!=>adAptedf rm yiwiN's auntie!!Ahhahahaha..

hAha aftER tAt we wEnt to mit zhEn..bOon..angiE n ho outside cinE..den dey all wEnt to the flEa mkt n me n tiong pEi-ded boon coz shE Wore her red ah glEe hEels hAha den got prob wAlking coz pAinful hAha!moCkAble lAr........den Afte dey kAme bAck........we went to spEciAlists cEnter..yUp n dey went shopping agAin n left me boon n tiong at stArbuCks..ended uP chAllenging wib tiong bEAch rAce on booNs fonE hes sho louSy hAhaha..anw....dEN..wen dey finAlly kAme back....me n tioNg deciDed to go sepArate waes coz pOor tioNg wuD b sho bORed WAtching us shoP..haha..i mAke suCha perfEct gf oMg i kAnt stAnd it!muAHahahahhaa

shO...............wE went to hMv...back to cinE...n dEn sumHow we eNDed up in mArinA sq.haha..oMg de plAce sho big We got loSt...lil bit moUntAin tortoise but yAr!hAhaha...n yay..i bort a top!!!yAy!!!yAy!!!yAy!!!den After Tat...we wAlked a whilE mor n cAught a buS hoME.....wAnted to go esplAnade but it started driZzling...almoSt diEd on the joUrney homE..de buS wuz sho croWded omg!!!!!!yar den we dropped halfwAe to chAnge bus..bth tat bus...so jErky sumoRe......haha...yAr...it wuz fun to sEE tiong chAse the buS doing a 150m sPriNt jux noW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!muAhahhaha...so sExy!!!

uHhh...im aching all ovEr now still...suppoSe to go alj trng tmr..but i gueSs im not gg le.....maeb not gg aniMOre...not til i get my grades up.........coz it totAlly suX now..im sho gonnA slAp evEryone hu put me doWn til noW wib my results !!!!esp tat dAMn bLooDy asshoLe bAstArd mAthe tchEr......good luck to him...im so sure NIE trAined him out to be tat wae ryte ah tiong...oh well.........

angie

2006-07-08T09:44:00.000-07:00

spORts dAes finAlly ovEr..uHh...hate-Able evEnt...hAi4 dao4 i noW whoLE boDy aching...frEAks.....

went for stEAmboAt reuniOn wib bbGt AFter tAt....wAs suPposed to mit angiE..zhEn n ho for sum shOpPing..but i wEnt home AFter spoRts dA.e..wuz almoSt deAd oredy by den...de blOody trAck so dAMn bloOdy wet run wat lOr...make sho mani pplE fall doWn...den sho hot after tat almoSt kAnna hEat stroke..ok..enuFf of lAmenting....den after de spoRts dAe tingy stil had to mit at LT3 for sum wEird exchAnge programme wib jAkArta students...den as i wuz saeing..After i got home i ate..bAThed n wEnt to bed str8 aWae...set the alArm at 2 n wen it rAng..i woke up n realISed i cudnt movE at all...cudnt tok or anitang...sumtAng i experiencEd b4./..gueSsed i wuz too tired n All...n i waited quite long b4 i cud moVE agAin...den wen i finAlly was Able to move n tok...i mSged angie..told hEr i cudnt make it...n went bAck to slp agAin..oni to expErienCe a drym about me wakiNg up n not being ablE to move......wth...n dose freAking cleAners kip meeting at my bAckyArd..i meAn..alrytE im fine wib dem miting at my bAck yard but thEy freAking tOk damn freAking lOudly in deir freaking muD lAnguage.............freAks!

finAlly i got up n went for the steAmboAt..................zhen kALled coz angiE prediCTed i wud b lAte...anw./..i reached de eArliest at mArina bAy ok!!!n so ke liAn..de MI pplE dere kept mOCking...coz i tink luked loSt..yAr...anW..chEe kAme aftEr tat,..n so on n So on...yeAh..so we wEnt 4 stEAmboat..........quitE coOl...dArling wuz sho brAve she hAndled al the prAwns n bOon pEeled them for us!hEh...but i crAcked the eGg into de Soup le...at lEAst got contribution ryte!yar...n den ...we Ate until almoSt vomited..n After tat...we tooK fotos.....!!!wib all the ah bEngs stAring at uS the whoLE tyme...i tink dey nEver saw a digitAl cAmera b4...my gueSs thou!hahahaha...anw...spAstic fotos all the wAe......yeAh.......poSt it lAter after i kop frm chEe hui..coz i kant opEn sipiNgs blog..my com jux kant read it.....uHhh=(

arcAde n pOol-ded After tAt...vEh fun......hEe...we plAyed dAytonA 2!hAha...den went homE after tAt...Almost died After tat......den miChi massAged me........n b4 we slEpt...she told mE wAt my mUm toldher...so..i wuZ anger-dEd to bEd.......yup....liFe sux.....

2006-07-06T09:20:00.000-07:00

quiCk rAin...........qUIck.......*prAys*uHh..................i hAte ruNning...........hAha...shO iroNicAl yeah...

2006-07-05T08:24:00.000-07:00

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fuN gAmE!!!hAha...pArking cAr de...

2006-07-05T07:49:00.000-07:00

i So doWan to rUn for spORts dAe..i plAnNed to miA tAt dAe n noW..it sEems i doN hAve a cHoice unlEss i pretEnd iM sick on tAt dae...whiCh is...so unbEliEvable cuZ evEryone nOEs i doN WAnnA run..n its toO obvioUs...tis suX.....y mE? **c*!!!hAixx......i doWan doWAN doWAN dowAn doWAn...i shud hAb jux fell aSlp tAt dAe..den i won ANs mS yAps kAl n i won b sho dAmn piSsed n diSguSted wib ruNniNg rytE now.........freAk.....=(

anW...exAms r finAlly ovEr...jiAyouu for thOSe hAving pHy pAper tmr!!!jiAyoUUUuSSs!go gO jiAyou!!!=) but still...im shO screWed wib my pApers...not evEn able to finish ani pAper......uHhh...jC lifes reAli not ez...muX stArt muGging for proMos dAmn dAmn early....uHh//kAnt wait til a'lEvels nex yr den i kAn go work AFter tAt n spEnd dAMn a lot of moNey n nobOdy kAn stop me.......rytE now......im a bRoke kid...a pK=( bUt!!!ah tioNgs finiShing a's tis yr...so i kAn preTend to b a rich n pAmpered gF after hiS a's muAhahhAhaha!!!

tmR got skOol agAin...tis is sho siAn..but anw..i din go todae...iTs poSt exAm sicknESs...yuPp...nOt the woRld cup of koRse.............uHhh!i BEt-ted oN italy and gErmany ...lAst nyte tat mAtch...piAngs!!!kICk here kiCk dere kiCk until i fell aslp aso nEva scoRe..suMore i bUy D-H.....uHhh...litTAt i win first hAlf lEh...if oNi kan claim hAlf niA...eeeek!gErmany so bu4 zhEn1 qi4 lar....uHh..nVm.....GOGO FRANCE later!!!kAo4 ni3 le4!!!!!*prAys*oOohh..i kant waitttttttttttt....

2006-06-29T00:31:00.000-07:00

an e-mAil yiWin sEnt me...

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip,the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me,what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and > they> have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanter! ns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.We have servants who serve us, but they serve others We buy our food, but they grow theirs.We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing!

ArE We FoCuSiNg ToO mUcH On ThE ToOLs To HoLd & MaInTaIn LiFe,SuCh ThAt We FoRgOt To EnJoY tHe QuALiTy oF LiFe?The taste of water doesn't change just b'cos you are using a nicer looking cup...

2006-06-29T00:19:00.000-07:00

I have been tagged by ah bOon...
Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose the 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.

1.i hAb wEird slPing poSitioNs at tyMes...mae end up finDing mysElf kNeeling wen i wAke up in the moRnang for exAmple...
2.i loVe tOking to mySelf...moStly wen im reAL boREd...
3.i lovE to fAntasiZe n dAydrym...
4.sumtAng bAd hApPens to mE wenEver i try to act coOl...
5.i lovE my fAmily shO mucH but at i treAt dem reAli bAd sum tymEs...=(
6.i wAn to livE in a fishbAll towEr in future!

i tAg......
1.yiWin!!!
2.jaS lEe
3.eSther
4.siAng hOon
5.yuNxuAn

2006-06-28T23:23:00.000-07:00

i have been tagged by eSther!!
-----------1st victim item:INSTRUCTIONS:
1. The tagged victims have to come up with eight different points of his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag either 4/8 other victimes to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.
5. Lastly, most importantly,HAVE. FUN. DOING. IT =D
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*

Gender-Boy
1.Can sing 'oh-so-well-ly!!!'*woW*
2.lOves me!!!
3.hAve mQ wib me!!!
4.tEng2 me!!!
5.hAndsoME!!
6.niCe perSonality!!
7.fuN n huMorous!!
8.loVes bbAll as muCh as i do!!!
cAN write moRe thAn 8?i hAve soo mAny..i doNcAre im goNna coNtinue!!!
9.owAes b dEre for me!!!
10.motivAte me in soMe wae or anotHEr...to stuDy!!!
11.gib me surpriSes!!ohh..i lovE surprisEs!!!
12.b so shO Sho sWeet !!=) *heArt fluTters*
13.b UNGLAM!!!HEh...
14.bkUm an rH in future!!!
15.dAydriM wib mE!!!
16.chilDish!!!dEn we kan plAe tgt!!hEh...
17.b understAnding...
actuAlly...all tAt ahtiong hAb!!muAhahahha!!

2nd Victim item:
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint
#2. Choose 5 person to do this after you completed yours
#3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged.
4. Start your post with "I have been tagged!" then do this.

Favourites
Favourite Colour:piNk!!!!!!
Favourite Food: lAksa(oni de onE at yiShun!!!)
Favourite Song: eh....endlESsly?uHh..too mAni liAOz...
Favourite Movie: shE's thE mAn!!!!!
Favourite Sport: bAskEtbAll...of koRse...
Favourite Day of the Week:sundAe *fAmily dAe***wiNks***
Season: wintEr!!!
Favourite Ice Cream: mochi!!!!

Currents
Current Mood: hAppy!!!exAms Almost ovEr...1 lAst pAper..-grins
Current taste: huh...?!?!?!?!?!?!
Current Clothes:jerSey..n my fAke joRdan shorts!
Current Desktop: whY u sAy u tel mE u doWan tur kuA wEn u diDnt sAy u doWAn tur kuA?! ---www.mrbrownshow.com---
Current Toenail Colour: BLACK!!!
Curent Time: 2.35pm
Current Surroundings: juSt thE girl-the cliCk fivE
Current Annoyances:nArx...don hAf...
Current Thoughts: ah tioNgs having hiS mAths pAper=(im bored..

First
First Best Friend: xiu zHu...frm kindErgArden!!!
First Crush: eh..er...*bluSh*siAo ar..hoW to rmb..
First Movie: i tink...its...poWer rAngers the moVie....
First Lie: i liEd to my mUm dAt i din bUY de huAn zhu GE ge stickErs=Xx..shitTy dis is disgrAceful ok...hAHa
First Music: erm.....i tink its...wEng weng wEng xiAo mi fEng?

Lasts
Last Cigarette: i bloOdy hEll don smOKe...
Last Drink: kikapOo or hoWEver u spEll it...
Last Car Ride:mu pUps cAr...on the chem+econS pAper dAe...
Last Crush: lAta ah tioNg jeAlous..okAe lar...my lAst crush wuz..loUis...
Last Movie: shE's the man...tat explAins y its my fAv movie as WEll cuz i kAnt rmb de reSt..=Xx-dREads
Last Phone Call:ah tioNg
Last CD played: SHE

you ever
Have you ever dated one of your best friend:nArx..siAo ar...all my beSt frens were gAls..omg..i KAnt imAgine..
Have you ever broken the law: yEPp.
Have you ever been arrested: nArx..im smArt!
have you ever skinny-dipped: cos' not..
Have you ever been on TV: yeAh yEAh!!!hEe...sum kiDs shOw...
Have you ever kissed someone you dont know:nArx...
5 things you are wearing:Alj jErsEy,fAke joRdan pAnts,hAirband,nAil poliSh,unDerweAr
4 things you done today: sLP,onliNe,watched vCd,eAt
3 things you can hear right now: aSs littAt,soME 'eee-eee' soUnd duNno kuming frm whEre,mad kiDs yelling outside..
1 thing you do when you are bored: sing to mySElf
5 people?:kAn sae cliQues? bbgt!!!tA ma gAng!!!family!!!nChs pEeps!!!!alJ!!!

rEAli shORt entRy

2006-06-16T08:18:00.000-07:00

sHE's the mAn rox my Sox!!!n mY dIEt plAn hAs fAiled terRibly hoRribErlErhsly..=(
i wANna bUy bAg paCk....n nEw slipPErs...n oOoh..mAni mAni tAngs...
n stuDying todAe wuz UnprodUCtive i prActicAlly loSt all my knoWleDge within A wEek...
but dElifranCe dEsSert wib ah tioNg wuz greAt! n we hAd chiCken rice sEt luNch in de aftERnN !wAH chiCken rice rox!plAe-ded 'hEi1 bAi2 pei4' for the whOle journey on de buS wib AH tioNg dAMn moCkable n evEryone elSe wuz stAring at uS......tatx all

2006-06-15T07:39:00.000-07:00

*WoW!*okAe.........i fiNAlly understAnd wth oFf-siDe meAns oredy!im lyK..dAMn prOud of mySelf!wEll...iTZ reali chEem to undErstAnd ok!

bEen muGging at yiShun mAcs for thE pAst dAes lE...evEry moRning/afTErnN til niTE!sho pRoud of mySelf!!!but stiL i tiNk my stM is goNna bEen the soLE cAuse if EVer a 'doWnfall' coMEs! iM forgetTing evErytAng tAt i leArnt within 3 dAes..whiCH means i've got shO Sho mUCh to do the dAe b4 the pAper lar!*shiTter* i nEed to driNK a lot of tAt ginsEng!(the vEh vEh expEnsivE ginSeng my AH ma boRt!!! n it tastes lYk shit!) but i guEss it'll impRove my stM prob!well..anitAng for my memory!hUo1 chu1 qU4 le!=(

i tinK the mAc pPle reAli hAte uS sho mUCh!cuz wE si3 lAi4 zhe4 bu4 zou3!den neVEr reAli buy anitang to eAt sumoRe!hahahaha! oOohhHHH!!!todAe hor!got tis reAli erm..'plUmp' gAl in de toilEt...den she wux bRushing hEr hAir so violEntly but 'mAcho-ly' lar!!!den suDdenly her foNE rAng...n shE pickEd it uP n sAid ' heLLo2(iN thE reAli niAng2 kiNda vOice) ' wAH piAng!the WomAn besidE me aSo cudnt hElp um-chio-iNg kAnz.....hAha...yUCk...*shuDders*

uHh..n pAcmAn on mY grAphic cAlculAtor is shO aDdictive!me n ah tiong cuDnt reStrAin oUrsElves frm plAying it lAr! but suM pPLe dAMn hAo liAn kAn...juX bcoS he broke the hiGhest scoRe den wan me to bAi4 hiM!!!!!well..........it wUz lUCk lAr.......

oohh! n im oFficiAlly on a diEt!!! ehX...actuAlly..my diEt stArted ytD lar..hAHa...but de damn macs stAff kEpt riNging the icE-creAm bEll..plUS!ah tioNg kept temPtiNg me=( i ate choColAte suNDae......im fAt=(

AAAAHHHHHH!!!im lEsS thAn 5000pts aWAe frm my 10000pts tArget for ah tioNgs pT syStem!yEAH mAn!!!!!!n i gEt a niCe nice cuDdly doGgy..yay..kAn huG to slP...!!!choSe it todAe at miNitoons!!!uHh..i mux do mORe hmwrk!!!den i kAn get my nicE cuDdly doGgy!n i'll kAll it ah tioNg as wEll......n yAy!i got a nEw wAllet !!it's PINK n dEres a vEh dElicioUS luKing 'stoRbly' on it!its pRetTy!!!

dAMn diSguSted wib suM sE bEi bEi!yuCk!!!!!!!!!!the lUk on hiS fAce nAtuRAlly is oRedy lYk........dAMn sE4!!!!n on my WAe bAck on buS 854 dAt dAMn bLoOdy b*stArd!kEpt stAring at me n i uSed my bAgGy to coVEr my lEgs lAr..cuz weAring fBts...n As he stAred he kEpt toUching hiS *tOOoOOoooot* uHhhhh=( yuCk.....i loSt my ApPetite......no diNNer..lUk...its de stArt of my dIet=) n wats woRst!wen i stoOd up to gEt doWn the buS i used mY bAg to coVEr n he stAred n smiLEd to hiMself all the wAe even aftEr i got doWn the buS!yuCk!ah tiong!go kiLL him ok!anw..i tot se bEi bEis oni kUm out to huNt veh lAte at nytE?hMmm....

yAY!!!wAtching movIE tmr.............*WoOOOOOts!* no moRe she's the mAn=(

Ah mAs bdAe is kUming..hoLding a Bbq at my plAce nex sAturdae..lyk huH.......in de midSt of my miDyrs.....=(n oHhh..i hAven boRt leroYs preSsie..oH no....wat shuD i geT her........

iSnt it grEAt to hAb aN rk siStA!miChi roX my Sox!!!shes gEtTing me n ipoD nAno cuz she got pAe increAse nex mOnth!wow iSnt it grEat!!!OOOoooOooo....muX mAintAin on gud tErms wib hEr =xXx mAeb i go mAsSage her evErynyte........yuPyUp...

i'M sAving mONey to go shOpPing AFter miD-yrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!OK...nOW my Allowance for a dAe is....$6! ahhh..den i'll kip de rest of the moNEy in my aCc!i hOPe tis works.....i kAnt wait for the clEarance of grEAt siNgApore sAle!!!!!!!!!oOOo..so exciTEd!!!*heArt pUmps reAli fAst*

2006-06-11T10:30:00.000-07:00

wuZ chAtTing wiB priS oVEr mSn lAst nytE...stil as crApPy as evEr....hMm..reali miSs her...n yiWin..!n i kant wAit to sEe yinGling loNg tymE mOu sEe hEr le........hMmmMmMm...coNtemplAting whether or not to go bAck aljUNied for trng..chAmz...i will...but mAeb not nOW lAr...got miD-yrs n All..n tRng resuMes in juNE..after miD-yrs wen i go bAck alj...den gOt ny trng suMore bu shi die...=( hOWz....apPArently lEroY sAes she'll go whErevEr i go...(*tAoyAn*remiNDs me of the i will foLLow yOo song!hEh) so...i bettEr mAke a prOper decisiOn...mus find bAck tAt 'oOoOOOo' pAsSion for bBAll i usEd to hAb...den mAeb i'll plAe bEttEr..n b more entHu for trngs.......ahhhhh...miSs bAlling wib lEroy...sho if we're in de sAme outside teAm jiu 'whOA!' liAo!hAha...n i WAnna sEe chuN li..!!!vEh long nEver sEe her le...now lEroy, chuN li n PRis n lAst tymE doSe cvSs n nOrth viSta frens in sAme tEam!coOl eh.......got uRge to joiN dem...hAha..

hAha!soRry lEroY!!!i diN noe got shoOOO mAni shEll stAtions on de roAd to sbC lar!!!hAhaha...lOusy lAr u!!!tSk!still fLIrt wib Wei biN!!!heh..wAh i dAmn scAred lEh...lAter all ur proSpective stEAds kUm n whAcks mE cuz im toO p&c lAr dey jEAlous cuz dEy no fiGht for me!!!muAHahhahaa..

wuZ watchiNg woRld cup wib my pUpz juX now...eRm..tink its..uSa vs cZe repUblic or sumtAng litTAt..anw my puPz wux suPporting de blAck coLour one...n the whiTe coLour scoRed 2 goAls oredy..omg..i tinK he bAd moOd...sho i zhAo4 to blog...n anw mIchis uSing de foNe shO i hAb no chOIce but to kUm onliNe cuz im shO Sho bored wib stUDying n im lAzy to go all de wAe out to the sWiMming pOol dEre jux to chAt on de hp..no recEption At homE LAr!!!=( *goSh* y do i lIve in a drAin!? yAr...n Anw...pUpz wuz tRying to explAin wth off-siDe meAnt..n hE got pEk-chEk cuz i reali din kAtch wat he wux sAeing lAr...aiyo~hE vEh bad moOd thESe dAes kAnnot bUlly him..or tel him i iN finAnciAl criSis if not sure diE flAt flAt...hMmMm..

*WOW* ah tiOng is suchA nice nAme!!!n im not ah muE4 ok!hAha

uHhHh...wEnt out shOoOOo eArly todAe to stuDy *pRouds* suPposed to mEet my ah tioNg at 10.30am..apParently i wuz lAte lar..not mY fault lar actuAlly...i meAn..yAr...ainslEy told me to gib de excuSe tat my WAtch spoiL...but de prob is tAt i don hAb a wAtch lAr..anw..me n ah tioNg dEciDed the nYte b4 tAt if i wEre lAte...he wud chArge me $o.2o pEr min lAr...but if he wEre LAte den i chArge him $o.50 pEr miN..uHh..in the end....miNus minUs plUS plUS..i oWe him $1.8o..wAh!(tSk..tat kNn lOr!!)
And tsk lOr...hoW suAy cud i get! wuz at mY hse dERe the bS n 76 kame..so i dEcided to take mrt to yiShun...(tot wud b dAMn fAst lar!) den...........i toOk de rong side of the mRt ..HmmMmm..(shudnt hAb moCked angiE de other tyme..) n i din reALisE until ah tioNg kalled! we wERe chAtTing n hE asked whEre i wuz.. n i wuz lYk..ahh..amk...n wen i reAched biShAn i hAppilY told him i At biShan liAo..vEh fAst jiu reAch le...n he wuz lyk.....HUh!?!!y u at biShan?! tat wuz wen i realised.........................got out of the trAin wib wEird PPle sniGGering at mE cuz i tink dey ovErheArd the convErsatioN.....=( tOked too lOudly lE..=( spoil iMAge..=(
OoOoooO..so we...stUDied n studiEd...n hAd lAksa n hOneydew sago for lUnch!uHh..tis wEird ah nEh sAt oPpo uS at the lAksa stAll SHES SHO WEIRD LAR...eEeeEek!tink Shes eithEr mad or dAMn AA!!!*cAsts diSguSted lUk* hMm..anw...we wAtched bEnchwArmers at yiShun todAE!*woW* its dAmn dAmn fArnie!go wAtch eh...deNs After tAt zA men went bAck to mAcs to stuDy n dEn ...watcheD the lAst pArt of the mAtch erm.......auStrAlia vs.....jApan...wiB all de ah pEk!auStrAlia wuz damn tyCo todAe AppArently.....scOred 3 goAls at the lAst 10mins or So..uHhhhhh...de mAn sitting neAr us wuz clUtching hiS heAd sho hArd wen dey scoRed sho the both of uS deciDed tAt he bEt his lifE-sAvings on jApan...hAHa..sho scAry...all de mad pPLe concEntrAted in yiShun de........oHhhh...n plS put moRe miRrors in de toilEts!i hAve to q uP all de tymE jux for the miRror lEh!!!

iM oFf to snAtch de foNE frm miChi..-goNEs

2006-06-10T10:35:00.000-07:00

uh!juX reAd boOns bLog...iM dyIng to go shOpPing as Well!!!!but now mux stUDy first!!aftEr miD-yrs k bOOn?!?!?!zA mEn go shOpPing tgt!n omg!!!i wANna go e-bAse!!!!!!i kant wAitttttttt <3<3<3>

stuDyings gEtTing kiNda adDictivE nowadAys itS jus the stArting pArt..to sEtTle doWn n stArt stuDying yAr...but aftER i reAli coNvincE mysElf to sit doWn ..stop tOKing n stUdy...evErytAngs fiNE n i doNt reali wAnna stop..but still..i mUX b Able to stArt lar...owAes fail..HUmph!

mAtch todAe wib lEng kEe...uHh...guESs evEryone plAyed reAli bAdly...din fEel lyk oUr noRMAl sElf...oNE of the woRst...or evEn mAeb the woRSt i'vE pLAyed...soRry bAbes...uHh!we'll do bEtter nEx tymE AlrytE?!tRngs oVEr for the tyMe bEing...til After miD-yrs...wil coMmence on the 5th of jUly....hMmm....den it'll b thE gEtting stAmina bAck tyme agAin....n all de bAsics...so sick n tiRed of dOing bAsics all the tyMe.....well...bo biAns...........

thE mAtch enDed sho lAte lAr...n lyk..AFter debRief..it wUZ alreAdy 9.45 littat..UHh...n lEroy gAb me a lucky kiSs duRing thE mAtch...*sHy* i bEt it tAsted reAl nICe rytE?!hEh...n i got a slAp for hEr (reQuested for it mySelf) cUz i gueSs i wuz reAli dRyming oN kouRt todAe..........diD shO bAdly...i kAnt contiNue liTTat!!!hoW to imPRove!!!AhhhHhhhHHh~!~~!~!!!!~!!!=( yar shO...AFter eVrytAng...i pEi-ded lEroy to tAke mRt...hAd to wAlk sho fAr lEh!!!but alrytE lar..im sho niCe to hEr!!(uHh..actuAlly got uLtErior mOTive!!!) hAha! sho i enDed uP at yiShun...heh...lEroy n i dEcided to prAnk lOuis on the mRt..pretEnding i wuz reALi sAd cuz i loSt the mAtch n my hP low bAtt(tRoo lEh) n wAnted her to pAss suMtang to him!!!hAha...Anw...mY bAbys toO smArt for it lAr.....deSpite oUR reAli coNvincing pLot...he expoSed mY evil schEme!=( cuz i kAlled him n pretEnded i sAw hiS cAllalErt n he wuz lYk..'im gg doWn' dEN i act bluR ask 'go doWn whEre' n hE sAid...'uHh..u wAit for me i coMe doWn find u noW' =( ***fAiled*** dESpite my wonDerful Acting skIlls lAr...

Ohh~TANX AINSLEY FOR FETCHING ME HOME!u roCk my Sox!=)))

guESs i shuD resuME stUDying now....................................OMG MIDYRS KUMING!!!!!=(

2006-06-09T09:45:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BURFDAE LEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOPE YA NJoYED Ya dAe!!!!!oOooOooOooo....=)

gEt wEll soOn roY!!!quiCk quiCk!!!

2006-06-09T09:38:00.000-07:00

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly.

You can't takeyour time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....Ready? GO!!! (scroll >>>down)

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake thesecond person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, thenyou are absolutely wrong! If you overtake thesecond person and you take his place, you are second!

Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for thefirst question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second tolast, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how canyou overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done inyour head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or acalculator.
Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another1000 . Now add 30.Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now addanother 1000Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!Today is definitelynot your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene,3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifthdaughter?

Did you Answer Nunu?NO! Of course it isn't.Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buya toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushinghis teeth he successfully expresses himself to theshopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, ablind man comes into the shop who wants to buy apair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what hewants?

He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.... Like you!*griNs*

2006-06-08T07:51:00.000-07:00

Uhh~the proSpect of hAving to liAn4 bAsicS ALL OVER AGAIN iSnt reAli gEtTing me hyPed up for tRNg....im Sho goNNa miSs my bAtch de teAm mATEs...hMm..wil sEe lesSer of dem le...=(

uHh..............evEn my woRds aso gREen cOlour.=(

2006-06-08T07:13:00.000-07:00

: : i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in
waht
oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny
iproamtnt
tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in
the
rghit
pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and yhou
can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is
bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter
by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I
awlyas tghuuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

oOo...quiTE coOl eh!im gOnnA try!mAeb it'll work wib my kiNDa spElling as Well!woO-hOo!!!uHh...lEts sEe if itS decipher-ablE!hAha!hMm...iM sHo bRoed tAts y iM dIoNg tiHs lar cuZ mY bYabEhs gNoe tO wtAch loSt n i'Ve to wIAt tiL 11pm(sO gNoNa cAhrGe u 20cNets pEr miN ur lTAe for!!KKn!!=) hAha) fOr hiS kAl cuZ i jUx rFeuSe to wTach it ..goT pOrblem tYriNg tO uDnRetsNad aNg mor shOWs sMutyMes bUt siTLL i wNAnA go wTAch 'sHes tHe man'!hEh...ok...tiS is gEttIng tiRing...doWan plaE le..hAha..

lEmme tel u All inSpiring cAndle story!!!
oNce uPOn a tymE...dEre werE 4 cAndles!THe FOuR CaNDlEs BUrNED SlowlY...tHE amBIeNcE Wuz soFt n yoU cuD hEAr thEm tAlking..
thE firSt onE sAys.."i m peAce!hoWevEr,noBody kAn kip Me lit!i blivE i wiL go oUt..."
itS flAme rApidly dimiNishes anD goEs out coMplEtely...
tHe seCond one sAys.." i m fAith!moSt of All ..i m no lOnger indiSpensAble..sO it doEsnt mAke Ani sEnse tAt i sTAy lit ani longer..."
whEn it finiShed tAlking..a breEze soFtly blEw on it puTting it out=(
sAdly...thE 3rd cAndle sPOke in its tuRn.."i m lOve!..i hAven got thE strEngth 2 stAy lit..pPLe put mE Aside n duN undErstAnd my imPortAnce .. thEy even 4gET to lovE thoSe who r cloSest to thEm=("
n wAiting no lOnger...it goeS out...
suDDenly..a chilD entErs the roOm and sEes thReE cAndles nOt buRning.. "whY r u nOt buRning?u r suPpoSed to stAe lit til the End!"
sAying tis...the chIld bEgins to cry...
thEn the 4th cAndle sAid..."dont b afrAid!whiLE im stiL buRning we kAn reliGht the oTher cAndles!!!i M hOPe!"
wiTh shiNing eyEs...the chiLd toOk the cAndle of hOPe n lit the oTher cAndles.....

tHe flAme of hOPe shud nevA go out..froM ur liFe!!!and tAt eAch of uS kAn mAintain HOPE,FAITH,PEACE n LOVE!=)

To realize
The value of a sister

Ask someoneWho doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:

Ask a newlyDivorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:

Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:

Ask a student whoHas failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:

Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:

Ask a mother who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:

Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:

Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:

Ask a personWho has missed the tr ain, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:

Ask a personWho has survived an accident...

To realize
The value of one millisecond:

Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize
the value of a friend:

Lose one.

oH no...roY hAs got dEngue n hE's in sgH now...juS got to nOE bout it jUX now afTer trng..hOpe hes finE!goNna viSit him tmr!gEt well soOnsxZ!!*prAys*

2006-06-02T06:39:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BURFDAE PAPA!!!i lOve yOo !!!

ahHh...i fEel lyk suchA bAi4 jiA1 nU3...*slAps mySelf* eEek!im suCh Such sUCh a bAd n lAoya dAughter............eEek! loOking bAck at doSe tyMEs i shOuted bAck at him n shOWed sHo much dEfiAnce...i'vE bEen suchAn aSs!=( wEn i kUm hOMe late at nyTe...hE's owAes slEeping on de couCh pReteNDing to b hAlf asLp hAlf wAtching socCer but in actuAl fAct he wuZ jux aWaiting my aRrivAl...n wEn i kuM home i siMply igNored hiM n wEnt str8 to bAthe jux to fiND a nicE boWl of nOodles on de tAble spEciAlly prepAred for mE n dAddy bAck in bed..cos' hE knEw i cuDnt hAf tAken my diNNer.....hE juX wanted to sEe me sAfely home...all doSe loVe n moNey shOWered on mE...i toOK him for a monEy tREe..n i sQuandEred all de mOney aWAe wout giving xtRA tot...i fEel shO bAd...in diS fAmily...i've oNi bEen recEiving all diS whilE...not a tymE hAf i givEn... i reAli hAte hAte hAte it wEn dey mAke me do hSework...i comPLAin of chiLD Abuse wEnevEr dey mAke me do doSe stUFf...i rmb hoW i uSed to love mOpping n sWeEping flOors wen i wuz yOunger..not aNimore...but y hAb i nEva tot of dE peOple in mY fAmily hu hAd to do doSe stuFf evErydAe...............n noW...rEflEcting on my pAst...i hAf doNE mucH mUCh more for mY frens thAn for my fAmily...i'vE tAken dEm for grAnted...its tymE tAt i shuD chAnge i guEsS...n EVEn for pApas buRfdAe...i mAde a lAst miNute cArd n bOrt him a cAke ..tAts All i did......omg.....iM suCha fAilure as a dAughter..hMmm...i'vE goTta chAnge!!! nEx tymE i muX eArn a lot of money n gib to mY pArents....dEn dEY kan go cAsiNo everydAe=)n dEy kAn buy All dOSe stUfFs dEy've sacrifiCed for mY sAke...fEel lyk whAcking mySelf sho hArd tAt i wil sWell up n fAster grow up...shit..no lInk! but i wAnan fAster grow up anw!hAha..